You have been asking how exactly our 2009 bonuses will be structured and paid? As some of you will know 2008 bonuses were the same as in 2004, and all paid in cash!
2004 (28 April) was also when the USA's SEC relaxed leverage ratios on investment banks; following which we all in the UK followed suit, mainly by upping our % bonus pool to profit ratio by a fifth.
FSA's Financial Stability Report in 2009 found that if Britain's troubled banks had retained 20% of remuneration bonuses & shareholder dividends (£75bn or $120bn) instead of paying these out based on short termism (so-called) that actually exceeded what was needed subsequently (in 2008 and 2009) in government and central bank supplied capital support (in preference share equity) to the same excessive bonus-paying banks. This I will show is a false correlation, what some culture experts might call a "post-modern relativism", usefully summed up by the following cartoon that I urge all non-bankers to take to heart as we bankers do.



The plain fact is that high bonuses are market-dictated with the weight of an immemorial tradition, socialised via top-dollar real estate prices. We are not "banksters"; we pay our taxes eventually. Furthermore, it is quite clear that leverage variance is simply what we need to do to maintain stable return on equity ratios and why bonuses are genuinely just that, bonuses! Who should begrudge anyone for legitimately striking it rich? There should be no limit to opportunity. What right has government to restrict incomes in any selected profession; that would be an attack on basic human rights or free market rights?

US media comment has reported London bankers saying they would crash their own country’s economy by departing for foreign parts unknown if that's what it takes to defend bonuses. We have no part in that and know of no reputable British banks who think that is a realistic option.
Some calculations of government support to "bail out" us banks have supposed this to be a cost to all citizens. That is a false premiss. Governments have merely stepped in to fill a gap that opened up when the private sector failed to maintain inter-bank liquidity (funding gap financing). The bail-outs are not net costs but have valuable assets that will profitably reward taxpayers and the economies eventually. In my view therefore all of the supposed loss in wealth per citizen as shown in the graphic below will be restored and added to by at least half as much again over the medium term. Hence our bonuses need not be attacked, surely?

We paid bonuses as cash and not in shares or prefs for good prudential reasons, to safeguard against the temptation to create false markets in our stock, when annual bonuses can be 10-20% of capital or even 10-20% of capitalisation!



Less capital for own trading when markets are volatile and there are rich pickings for clever arbitrageurs has hit our bonus pool. But I take comfort in the poor performance of hedge funds including macro-funds. Our fee income is up in part from stricter credit conditions, but mainly from restructuring customers' debts. This revenue stream is declining, but it looks like M&A and MBO activity is surging again. All in all, with net interest income stabilised, there is modest optimism about our return on human capital, our bonus pool growth, which we calculate based on a weighted peer-group algorithm that includes Goldman-Sachs and JP Morgan-Chase. What is now to change is how we are paid our bonuses and over what period of time. We are moving towards less cash and a medium term roll-over, what some of our sovereign debt traders are dubbing Euro-billions roll-over, an ugly expression I do not want to hear again!
Bankers are the elite of the business world. Our remuneration levels track the art market and have recently overtaken it. As someone with a collection of superior quality to that of Mr & Mrs Dick Fuld, I take this as a benchmark of our uniquely valuable creativity. Our bonuses are justified rewards for superior creative human capital and should not be relativised to the bottom line of mere profits or any other mundane comparator. I agree with Rene Magritte's comment on relativism.

We senior bankers know that our bonuses are a deserved return to 'human capital'. That return was depressed for decades. It directly correlates to the relative superiority of our education skill levels that only in recent years rebounded strongly to regain at last the same relative remuneration and skill in our human capital of the 1920s.

Notwithstanding evidence we presented to demonstrate persistent skill-supply shortage, and using peer-group comparators to disprove the notion that experienced bankers are worth any less today than a few years ago, regulators insist on a more risk-diverse bonus calculation or less-cash only, structure, that offers some sensible tax efficiencies for all - effectively a system for lending by and borrowing from our remuneration bonus pools over time that will deliver yet higher return, what I call pleasure not lost, merely postponed. I wish to make it clear that while we took bonuses proportionate to profits as per our US competitors, it is not sensible to make sudden changes when profits become temporary losses; this is a longer term game.
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This means that you can only get at most 30% of due reward in immediate cash.
For those of us with bonuses of several $millions, deferred consideration is over 60%. A maximum of 20% ($200,000 from $ 1 million bonus) will be cash-credited to you immediately. You want to know how much you will get later, soon. Your deferred bonus of $600,000, half of which can be paid in cash, half in securities. This may be discounted for risk of poor performance and prudentially postponed. But, starting from a low point in credit cycle performance, actual payment has a tremendous upside potential.

On the matter of deficits and national debts, far be it for me to point out to those who resent government deficits that they should note the obvious correlation of balancing budgets with imminent triggering the next recession, and double-dip will not help anyone, not even if the Euro Area appears to be gagging for one?




Assuming 5% risk of withdrawal of bonus each year and discount rate of 4% over the present value of money over five years, your bonus cash element falls in NPV from $300,000 to $213,000. That part ($200,000) paid in securities e.g. convertible bonds and in shares ($300,000) the risk of loss is outplayed by upside potential of say 0.75 of book value to 1.25 of book, which could and should be worth a conservatively forecast gain of $250,000, subject to say a % discount risk factor (net $140,000 upside or 28% return on your bonus investment over say 2-3 years, plus perhaps half of that again in annual bonus increases and a rolling additional 14% annual investment gain, say).
The risk factors of say two times 5% plus a hair-cut of 7% and the risk of claw-back given double-dip recession risk hitting our net interest income will modify and postpone tax payable, giving you more capital to play with in the interim than otherwise. Your $million bonuses could and should double every 5 years. That is great news! Other calculations and forecasts are possible, but it will be roughly on the above basis that our rain-makers can obtain personal loans at our lowest internal rate at up to 85% against bonus pool funds.
I for one have no fear of a possible return for a prolonged period such as in those post-WW2 decades when bankers and stockbrokers were considered boring bureaucratic desk-johnny, servile customer service-minded, paper-pushers. We will remain the kings of the global financial jungle - have no fear about that!

Some analysts quip that in recession and recovery periods our output (wages & profits) and unemployment estimates tend to be over-optimistic. This hypothesis I promise to disprove in the case of banks and bankers, our income, our jobs.

Those Cassandras who call for a return to boring traditional fraction transaction banking do not appreciate the importance of human capital, or our humanitarian understanding of what is truly important, human capital, why we defend $20-30 billions in quarterly bonuses. Just look at the skills required to be a modern banker:

1. Dealing experience (ability to grab capital allocations to leverage your bets) in both cash & derivatives markets. Some great skills were required in recent years of markets' undoubted liquidity shortage (double-default in insurance & near zero liquidity in the secondary markets for structured products) problems. Also, we needed skills to navigate how stock markets became shredded by alternative channels, but could hedge those problems as derivatives grew exponentially even if ultimately into a spaghetti mess and reinsurance "snake-eyes". Our rain-makers are syndicators, structured financiers, M&A, mezzanine and MBO specialists, an undoubted skill-set in recent years of MBO dearth and private equity competitive problems, but any booked deals will do for us that show double digit margins. It's experience that counts, especially if you look like understanding the basic intracies of structured products.
2. Be prepared, well groomed, for the interview process for our wealth and private equity divisions where the bar is loaded and set high. We test candidates on anything from financial modelling to verbal proficiency (dealing room and institutional sales jive talk), NPV reasoning and mental math, our smoke 'n mirrors hothouse personality that never forgets the bottom line of how to slice 'n dice the deal and the market. You must demonstrate business judgement of a shark (distressed debt hunting) and the vulture (finding hidden unrealised asset value), and able to think like a day-trade CFD investor.

4. Show operational and IT experience. Be a team player capable of scoring individual goals. Restructuring or distressed debt experience is popular as we grapple with senior tranche triggers and other portfolio problems. The challenge is to marry deal-making with industry or operational process so that you know your cog and mechanism for how to take biggest bites our of the food chain and our internal 'deal carousel'. It is easy to find dealers, but few who combine that with operational experience to book most nominal profit.
We have moral values to define our bank by. :

5. Have the right sector expertise - property and other collateral management, and fixed income (but forget small firms, retail distribution or trade manufacturing unless we post you to Germany or China). Strong sectors where we want hands-in-the-till experience are chemicals, pharma, oil, gas, institutional funds, and healthcare.
We reject Main Street's opprobrium of individual banker's success as unfair in the UK as anywhere:

1. Don't embellish; cut to the chase, to the bone. A common pitfall is candidates listing deals in their CV they didn't control or had only cursory involvement in. We note when you umm and aah if asked to discuss deal-makers versus deal-breakers, or risk-accounted ins and outs of the deal, or when we ask you for an investor's perspective. If you're too into long term fundamentals you're not worth human capital investment by us.
2. If a trained accountant or actuary or economist, downplay that; classic capital & securities skills have ago changed. We used to look for corporate and treasury finance backgrounds - not any more; today we use deal-closers, salesmen who can talk upside and downside simultaneously polished on whatever side gets us the best upfront margins.
3. Referencing Goldman Sachs won't help - smells of failure in staff turnover stakes; no one leaves GS unless they're crackpots. We need candidates who were highly rated, notn simply having worked someplace unless with a financial regulator or central bank.
4. Don't assume working with large clients qualifies you. Private equity needs people with a broad portfolio of company board-level executive experiences at both large and small entrepreneurial outfits generating double digit returns i.e. an above average bonus history.

You must talk the talk while instructing others how to walk the walk.

So, let's not hear more about the foolish risks of the financial sector or the devastation to the economy, or fiscal deficits. Too little has been appreciated about the wider societal moral deficit that is hardest to correct. We operate on a morality of profits, not deficits. We judge ourselves by peer review, to do better than our competitors have done in the last decade and the next and or last quarter and next quarter.



best regards to all my staff,
Your CEO
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